
{"id":9138,"date":"2023-10-04T10:10:06","date_gmt":"2023-10-04T08:10:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.tea-tron.com\/anticteatre\/blog\/?p=9138"},"modified":"2023-10-04T10:10:06","modified_gmt":"2023-10-04T08:10:06","slug":"ejaculant-diarrea-part-ii-de-roger-pelaez","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.tea-tron.com\/anticteatre\/blog\/2023\/10\/04\/ejaculant-diarrea-part-ii-de-roger-pelaez\/","title":{"rendered":"Ejaculant Diarrea. Part II. de Roger Pel\u00e0ez"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.anticteatre.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/foto-alessia-baixa-1920x1280.jpg\" width=\"582\" height=\"388\" \/><\/p>\n<p>A vegades un est\u00e0 en moments tan baixos que creu que ja ha tocat sostre de moment baix. Per\u00f2 el sostre del moment baix sempre est\u00e0 a l\u2019al\u00e7a i mai la m\u00e0 del qui est\u00e0 al sot no s\u2019hi atansa. Tanmateix, qu\u00e8 m\u00e9s dona? A qui li importa tota aquesta horrorosa merda promocional? Imagineu-vos que per un moment pogu\u00e9ssiu parlar 58 minuts del qu\u00e8 volgu\u00e9ssiu sense saber si sou llestos o immensament idiotes, sense saber si sou pobres o rics, sense saber si sou interessants o un plom del m\u00e9s gros dels calibres, sense saber si se us ent\u00e9n al parlar o si xamullen com si no tingu\u00e9ssiu dents i les genives fossin un cementiri de corcs podrits. Imagineu-vos penjades cap per avall en gravetat zero. Sense lligams esot\u00e8rics, sense matolls geneal\u00f2gics, sense constel\u00b7laci\u00f3 familiar. Qu\u00e8 dir\u00edeu? Veniu a veure aquest espectacle i ho sabreu. Un espectacle que parla del qu\u00e8 vosaltres dir\u00edeu. I ho encerta.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><strong>Roger Pel\u00e0ez<\/strong>\u00a0portava molts anys esperant aquest moment en qu\u00e8 els idiotes dominen el m\u00f3n perqu\u00e8 ell \u00e9s molt idiota i t\u00e9 per segur que, amb una mica de sort, un tros o altre de m\u00f3n li\u2019n tocar\u00e0. Canta, dibuixa, estudia el Talmud i ha publicat llibres de\u00a0<em>tebeos<\/em>\u00a0on simplifica les coses per fer la vida m\u00e9s manejable i meng\u00edvola a penya com ell. Que no tenen res, que no s\u00f3n res i que no aspiren a res.<\/p>\n<p><strong>EJACULANT DIARREA. PART II.<\/strong>\u00a0\u00c9s un xou de lobotomosi en directe on\u00a0<strong>ROGER PEL\u00c0EZ<\/strong>\u00a0canta, balla, plora gas i supura falses emocions teleprogramades en 5D.<br \/>\nL\u2019acompanya la guitarra de mon\u00f2tones melodies malaltisses d\u2019en\u00a0<strong>VIDAL SOLER<\/strong>. El prodigi de Vilanova.<br \/>\nProdueix\u00a0<strong>CRISTINA RIGAU<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>5 de setembre\u00a0a les 20:00<br \/>\n3 d&#8217;octubre\u00a0a les 20:00<br \/>\n7 de novembre\u00a0a les 20:00<br \/>\n5 de desembre\u00a0a les 20:00<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.anticteatre.com\/events\/event\/roger-pelaez-ejaculant-diarrea-2023-2024\/\">COMPRAR ENTRADES <\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A vegades un est\u00e0 en moments tan baixos que creu que ja ha tocat sostre de moment baix. Per\u00f2 el sostre del moment baix sempre est\u00e0 a l\u2019al\u00e7a i mai la m\u00e0 del qui est\u00e0 al sot no s\u2019hi atansa&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9138","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tea-tron.com\/anticteatre\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9138","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tea-tron.com\/anticteatre\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tea-tron.com\/anticteatre\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tea-tron.com\/anticteatre\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tea-tron.com\/anticteatre\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9138"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.tea-tron.com\/anticteatre\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9138\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9140,"href":"https:\/\/www.tea-tron.com\/anticteatre\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9138\/revisions\/9140"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tea-tron.com\/anticteatre\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9138"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tea-tron.com\/anticteatre\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9138"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tea-tron.com\/anticteatre\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9138"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}